TO: Agents of Darkness
FROM: XXXXX XXXXXXX
As you know, the aliens have begun to infiltrate the security of this country. There are many precautions which must be taken for agents in the field to ensure their safety, as well as the safety of those around them.
All humans whose bodies also contain an alien conscience have several recognizable signs of posession. These have been revealed to the department through communications with the residents of Unton, Indiana. There are other important aspects of this invasion to realize, which will be revealed in forthcoming correspondences.
To recognize an extraterrestrial:
1- They deny that anything is different.
2- When asked their hometown, they wait exactly 3 seconds to respond.
3- They physically cannot say the word "alien."
4- Their eyes change color when they experience extreme emotions.
5- They have the ability to float.
6- A small black mark is on each of their left knuckles.
When you enter Unton, Indiana, be sure to exercise extreme caution.
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2 comments:
Regarding rule #3...
They cannot physically say "alien", but can they type it or write it?
That's exactly what I came to ask. Assuming that he is as economical with his words as he is with his info, "physically" is there for a reason.
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